Well well well.. how the F*^@ is everyone doin'? I haven't seen this web page for a while...
There are those of you that know why I haven't blogged for quite some time now... there are those of you that do not...
for those of you that do... shut up :)
for those of you that don't... ummm... i'd say..to you..uhhh....
"SHUT UP!"
yeessss...
anyways
what to talk about.
Lets spin the "Wheel! Of ! Possibilityyyyyyyyy!"
Whoooosh... click click click click click click click clit click click click click click click click click 69 click click click click boobs click click click click click click starfish click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click smilin click click click click lick click click click click click mcgee click click click.....
click.........click...................click..............................................................................................................
..............................................................................................................................................................
................................click.
TRY AGAIN!!!
Try Again?!!?!
What the ??!?! Thats not fair!!!! I just typed out all those "clicks" and for what?!?!!? A measley Try Again?!!?
F-this game... it's rigged.
*Grapples Spinning wheel of clickiddy clicks and Punches it with newly attached bionic arm!!!
PUUUUUNCH!!!
Picks it up and body slams it to the ground!!!
BODDDDDY SLAAAAAAAM!!!!
Raises the bionic arm over my head... and bashes it with 4 & 3/4 might blows!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAA!!!
Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool?
-Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
-one for the master one for my dame...
-and one for the little manufacturing plant run by the slave driving corporation known as trojan to make the most uncomfortable and ineffective condoms in de world!!!
1042 WHat!?!?!?
Imagine workin' in a condom sweat shop...
damn i mean we all know what latex and lubrication smells like after youre all hot and sweaty...
Ick!!! Nasty...
I could see it now....
Uuuup!!!!
Dooown!!!!
ehh...
rows and rows of anatomically correct manicans with big smiles on... standing in the ready position with their hands on their hips... and head turned to the side.. posing for the condom put'er on'er...
sheets and sheets of latex being fed through massive machines like news paper and thousands of little sweat shop leprechauns making sure that this is a "tested" product...
EW!!!! I dont wanna tested condom?!!? WTF is that?!
I'll test that bitch.. dont you worry about it..
I dont want the sweaty tootheless cook at denny's testin' my Moons Over Mihammy!
F-That!!!
Anyways, im in a pretty big convo with a friend of mine so i'll talk to you guys later..
And...
Someone needs to go and get some Moons over Mihammy...
Strongbad needs to go and get some Moons over Mihammy...
To Email StrongBad Click Here... billy@billyfloyd.com
Later Peoples!
11:09 a.m.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
LOVE
okay imma start typin'... i would recommend that before reading this you enqueue about 15 - 20 minutes of slow music, something comforting... some babyface, maybe some brian mcknight, something that reminds you of love whatever it may be...
just a thought...
so here we go..
ready?
you know... love's a bitch. it really is.. but like many things.. nothing is perfect. aside from love being a bitch it is many things...
its a smile... at the right time from the right person, you may know them, they may be a stranger. its a laugh... one eminating from a source unknown... a distant laugh echoing from a distant room and you can tell that whomever that laugh came from has tasted love... only someone who has tasted love can be so in touch with their emotions to laugh so whole heartedly as to capture a rooms attention and in their whispers from lips to ears speak unspoken words and understand with ease.
love is a rainy day that happened on your only day off... when you just put the top down...
love is the one thing that, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself you dont feel... lives with you every second of your life.
love does not need words, there are those i have not spoken to in many, many days and STILL feel an unspeakable love for every moment.
love hides. behind every door, around every corner and most often... right under your nose.
love is the perfect song played at the perfect time to take you from your perfect lil world and dip you in eternal bliss.
love is craze... love knows no control, no limits, no rules, no boundries.. love is not described by 4 letters... love is every letter and every thought.. within every emotion... and when melted together form beauty only felt through a kiss, a hug, a tear...
and i know you still feel love for that person... though you choose to deny it...it still exists... you think about them at night, with your friends, when you wake up... at sparatic times throughout the day... you dont know why and you may think its wrong... but its not.. love is never wrong, although it may be painful.
But wrong?
never.
you hear certain songs and some you may not listen to anymore because it pulls you from your solace and has you fallen into an undefined tomorrow and that is enough to scare the strongest of warriors and give courage to the most cowardly...
how can i say these things? how can i make such bold statements?
to be honest with you...i don't know...
but i believe...
the thoughts of past love or present love will always take hostage moments throughout your day... its up to you to make those moments as enduring as possible... they wont reside, they wont disapate.. they will, however, continue.. and for those thoughts to bring you to tears... they will. but happy tears do exist. you still talk to your friends about it, on the phone, over the internet, through email to those which that is your only form of communication... i know .. you know.
its thought about while brushing your teeth and staring into your own eyes in the mirror... as a certain car passes or a certain rain falls... its there.. like the wind. you cant see it, but you can feel it... and it feels good!
==================================================================
here are some quotes from some authors.. maybe they're amazing maye they're not...
im not going to put who they are by. as to not swade your judgement... if you wanna know.. just copy and paste into a search engine and click the button...
"Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it."
"if two people love each other, there can be no happy ending to it."
"Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart."
"There is no solution to love. Love is not a problem. It's a gift."
"Love, in all its fragile forms, is the one powerful, enduring force that brings real meaning to our everyday lives...but the love i mean is the fire that burns inside us all, the inner warmth that prevents our soul from freezing in the winters of despair."
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."
"Looking back, i have this to regret, that too often when i loved, i did not say so."
"People who are sensible about love are incapable of it."
"I say I'm in love with her. What does that mean? It means I review my future and my past in the light of this feeling. It is as though I wrote in a foreign language that i am suddenly able to read. Wordlessly, she explains me to myself. Like an genius she is ignorant of what she does."
"Dry as the deserts bathing in sunlight...love is my water and this is my firefight...with you.. and me."
"love is all you need."
Thank you and good night!!!
Hasta La Pasta!
~Billy 10:25 p.m.
Someones needs to go and get a honey baked ham, and american and swiss cheese with bologna and butterball turkey with mayo mustard and some pickles sandwich...whew
Strong Bad needs to go and get a honey baked ham, and american and swiss cheese with bologna and butterball turkey with mayo mustard and some pickles sandwich.... and some O.J.
buh bye.
just a thought...
so here we go..
ready?
you know... love's a bitch. it really is.. but like many things.. nothing is perfect. aside from love being a bitch it is many things...
its a smile... at the right time from the right person, you may know them, they may be a stranger. its a laugh... one eminating from a source unknown... a distant laugh echoing from a distant room and you can tell that whomever that laugh came from has tasted love... only someone who has tasted love can be so in touch with their emotions to laugh so whole heartedly as to capture a rooms attention and in their whispers from lips to ears speak unspoken words and understand with ease.
love is a rainy day that happened on your only day off... when you just put the top down...
love is the one thing that, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself you dont feel... lives with you every second of your life.
love does not need words, there are those i have not spoken to in many, many days and STILL feel an unspeakable love for every moment.
love hides. behind every door, around every corner and most often... right under your nose.
love is the perfect song played at the perfect time to take you from your perfect lil world and dip you in eternal bliss.
love is craze... love knows no control, no limits, no rules, no boundries.. love is not described by 4 letters... love is every letter and every thought.. within every emotion... and when melted together form beauty only felt through a kiss, a hug, a tear...
and i know you still feel love for that person... though you choose to deny it...it still exists... you think about them at night, with your friends, when you wake up... at sparatic times throughout the day... you dont know why and you may think its wrong... but its not.. love is never wrong, although it may be painful.
But wrong?
never.
you hear certain songs and some you may not listen to anymore because it pulls you from your solace and has you fallen into an undefined tomorrow and that is enough to scare the strongest of warriors and give courage to the most cowardly...
how can i say these things? how can i make such bold statements?
to be honest with you...i don't know...
but i believe...
the thoughts of past love or present love will always take hostage moments throughout your day... its up to you to make those moments as enduring as possible... they wont reside, they wont disapate.. they will, however, continue.. and for those thoughts to bring you to tears... they will. but happy tears do exist. you still talk to your friends about it, on the phone, over the internet, through email to those which that is your only form of communication... i know .. you know.
its thought about while brushing your teeth and staring into your own eyes in the mirror... as a certain car passes or a certain rain falls... its there.. like the wind. you cant see it, but you can feel it... and it feels good!
==================================================================
here are some quotes from some authors.. maybe they're amazing maye they're not...
im not going to put who they are by. as to not swade your judgement... if you wanna know.. just copy and paste into a search engine and click the button...
"Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it."
"if two people love each other, there can be no happy ending to it."
"Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart."
"There is no solution to love. Love is not a problem. It's a gift."
"Love, in all its fragile forms, is the one powerful, enduring force that brings real meaning to our everyday lives...but the love i mean is the fire that burns inside us all, the inner warmth that prevents our soul from freezing in the winters of despair."
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."
"Looking back, i have this to regret, that too often when i loved, i did not say so."
"People who are sensible about love are incapable of it."
"I say I'm in love with her. What does that mean? It means I review my future and my past in the light of this feeling. It is as though I wrote in a foreign language that i am suddenly able to read. Wordlessly, she explains me to myself. Like an genius she is ignorant of what she does."
"Dry as the deserts bathing in sunlight...love is my water and this is my firefight...with you.. and me."
"love is all you need."
Thank you and good night!!!
Hasta La Pasta!
~Billy 10:25 p.m.
Someones needs to go and get a honey baked ham, and american and swiss cheese with bologna and butterball turkey with mayo mustard and some pickles sandwich...whew
Strong Bad needs to go and get a honey baked ham, and american and swiss cheese with bologna and butterball turkey with mayo mustard and some pickles sandwich.... and some O.J.
buh bye.
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