It was the One Armed Man!!!!

Well well well.. how the F*^@ is everyone doin'? I haven't seen this web page for a while...

There are those of you that know why I haven't blogged for quite some time now... there are those of you that do not...

for those of you that do... shut up :)
for those of you that don't... ummm... i'd say..to you..uhhh....

"SHUT UP!"

yeessss...

anyways

what to talk about.

Lets spin the "Wheel! Of ! Possibilityyyyyyyyy!"

Whoooosh... click click click click click click click clit click click click click click click click click 69 click click click click boobs click click click click click click starfish click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click smilin click click click click lick click click click click click mcgee click click click.....

click.........click...................click..............................................................................................................

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................................click.

TRY AGAIN!!!

Try Again?!!?!

What the ??!?! Thats not fair!!!! I just typed out all those "clicks" and for what?!?!!? A measley Try Again?!!?

F-this game... it's rigged.

*Grapples Spinning wheel of clickiddy clicks and Punches it with newly attached bionic arm!!!

PUUUUUNCH!!!

Picks it up and body slams it to the ground!!!

BODDDDDY SLAAAAAAAM!!!!

Raises the bionic arm over my head... and bashes it with 4 & 3/4 might blows!!!

BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAASH!!!
BAAAA!!!

Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool?
-Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
-one for the master one for my dame...
-and one for the little manufacturing plant run by the slave driving corporation known as trojan to make the most uncomfortable and ineffective condoms in de world!!!

1042 WHat!?!?!?

Imagine workin' in a condom sweat shop...

damn i mean we all know what latex and lubrication smells like after youre all hot and sweaty...

Ick!!! Nasty...

I could see it now....

Uuuup!!!!

Dooown!!!!

ehh...

rows and rows of anatomically correct manicans with big smiles on... standing in the ready position with their hands on their hips... and head turned to the side.. posing for the condom put'er on'er...

sheets and sheets of latex being fed through massive machines like news paper and thousands of little sweat shop leprechauns making sure that this is a "tested" product...

EW!!!! I dont wanna tested condom?!!? WTF is that?!

I'll test that bitch.. dont you worry about it..

I dont want the sweaty tootheless cook at denny's testin' my Moons Over Mihammy!

F-That!!!

Anyways, im in a pretty big convo with a friend of mine so i'll talk to you guys later..

And...

Someone needs to go and get some Moons over Mihammy...
Strongbad needs to go and get some Moons over Mihammy...

To Email StrongBad Click Here... billy@billyfloyd.com

Later Peoples!

11:09 a.m.