Chris and Bruce, you lazy bastards :)

Okay ... So check this... I understand I need to separate professional from personal but for some reason Bruce Hunter @(immadumbass@dumbass.net) and Chris Adams @(immaevenbiggerdumbass@dumbass.net) have apparently nothing better to do than throw stones on my forum...

Although they lack the testicular fortitude to make these comments to anyone in person..

[[[or maybe they just lack testicles... yeah... i think to have any testicular fortitude at all, one needs to have testicles to begin with]]]

anyways...

instead.. they sit in their own Pull-Me-Up-Pampers with their thumbs in each others mouths all pissed off because I ATE BRUCE HUNTER ALIVE IN COURT AND I WASNT EVEN TRYIN'!!!

Bruce, you waste of human flesh... Hitler should have made you a fucking lamp shade... Take ME to court?! HA! too funny.. try it again bitch and this time the judge wont just laugh at you.. he'll actually come over and stab you in the eye with his pen like he said he was gonna go... or maybe just for laughs he'll come deficate on your head... now that would be funny.. and it could only help bruce.. i mean.. common we all know it :)

LOSER... CLOWN ZERO... GROW UP. :) please. or dont grow up and we'll have mommy get you a lil meat helmet to wear and a lil matching meat spatchula to run around the house with in your Under-roos.. but first STOP! we are gonna havta Bruce-Proof it so you dont hurt yourself you clumsy bastard. I mean.. it's like you stuck an electric mixer up your nose and turned that shit to "LIQUIFY". dumbass.. im suprised you can form complete sentences without having some sort of chemical breakdown...

And for what you said in the forum.. thats fine.. i dont really care but it makes for good fodder on my blog.. so for that thank you :)


And Chris.. chris chris chris...shit.. how do you say lost cause in "dumass" cause thats the only language this kid speaks..."dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass ." Didja get all that?!

Bro lemme comment on your oh-so-thought-out remarks...

first of all you dropped out of college... loser... and why? Was it a conscious choice? Noooo.. you're just an idiot. thats pretty much the gist of it...

and youre home with your mom because you're not man enough to accept the responsibility of your own mistakes you arrogant little shit. Youre gonna log onto MY webforum and talk shit about ME? LOL! please do us all a favor.. either grow up or jump off something really tall and hit the ground really hard. Hopefully you continue to have trouble growing up and you just decide to end it all:) and while youre busy struggling to grow up hit k-mart lane 7 blue light special and grab a brain and a life. And please, please, please keep talkin shit about me:) gives me something to laugh at when i get home from work.. but please...limit your "GENIOUS" (LOL) comments because youre takin' up bandwith on Xeno's server...

You're a hater! Ha! So is Bruce.. HATER HATER HATER!!! :) and you know what?! GOOD!!! IM GLAD!!! JOIN THE CLUB... I been sayin that shit for years... JOIN THE CLUB. Think I lose sleep at night cause... Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! Chris' vagina hurts... oh Boo fuckin Hoo. nnnnnoooOOOOOOO! I sleep soundly at night knowing that you are a lil bitch and for you and your anal amigo Bruce to actually take the time to create an account on my website and then for some odd reason think that for a second there is a soul on this earth that gives a shit about what you have to think.. let alone what you have to say or for that matter if you wake up tomorrow....thats just frivilous..

www.dictionary.com look it up stupid.. maybe if you actually finished a class instead of just quitting all the time you may understand the big words i use in these blogs.. like...

Gelotinous, and Fangoriously.. and line..backer.

I feel sorry for the keyboards you were using...

Your keyboards are so embarrased by the stupid shit you guys type I heard they were gonna strike... all the keys are just gonna jump off the board and run away...hiding under any kind of 'educational material' cause God knows you probably cant even spell "material"; common chris give it a try....

(Chris): ...okay billy.. Uhhh...Umm.. "N"?
(Billy): sigh* no, almost chris... It kinda sounds like "N" but
its not "N" it's....
(Chris): ..umm...lets go with.. uhh..."K"?
(Billy): No chris.. I said it kinda sounds like "N"
(Chris): okie dokie.. sorry.. umm. uhh... "F"?
(Billy): ..................no
(Chris): what was the question?
(Billy): Are you a dumbass?
(Chris): A what?...
(Billy): ***leaves room
(Chris): Huh...what just happened?.. oh Lookie.. glue.. yummm..

So yeah..

the more you want to see me fail, The Harder I Will try... The More Ill Work and the louder I WILL LAUGH:) Bitches...

lol

for those of you that dont know.. the below link will offer you the option of looking at the web-forum..

www.billyfloyd.com...

till next time ladies, gentleman, children of all ages and the lumps of horse dung that has somehow managed to take the shape of two useless human beings called Chris Adams and Bruce Hunter...

Well, Someone needs to go and get a bowl of cinnamon oatmeal...
Strong Bad needs to go get a bowl of cinnamon oatmeal...

~BIlly

BTW to everyone who responded to Ace and Gary's remarks.. I cant thank you enough...

2:16 a.m.