Just read it.

So I sat here for about 4,337 seconds trying to come up with an original title for this blog... so i thought to myself...should it be funny blog title maybe? No... how about serious blog title?... No. hmmm maybe a clever blog title. No that won't work.

Dammit!

Hmmmm... Then I started to think... (why did I even start this Blogging thing?) Was it so I could come up with snazzy titles and interesting catch phrases????

Nnnnooooooo... I did this so i could write down meaningless events in some desperate attempt that the right person would read them, and without warning call me up and protest their undying love for me... or just show up in nothing but a thong and a case of Ice Cold Whipped Cream... cause guys and girls if you leave it out for over 5 minutes it gets all runny and it won't stay where you put it. but hey it still tastes good.. and then you have a reason to shower with your girl :)

btw this is apparently what Im good for:::

PrincssCrys1620: Quick say something funny :-)
VolcanoKL: I love clam chowder!
VolcanoKL: red not white
VolcanoKL: and i eat it with chop sticks... ever try that?
VolcanoKL: its hard as f**k!
PrincssCrys1620: haha
PrincssCrys1620: I bet
PrincssCrys1620: thank you
VolcanoKL: youre welcome
PrincssCrys1620: okay i gotta go.

Do you see that?! What am I? Comic relief for my friends in their desperate times? I think so.

Anyways... Back to my original point... hold on, gimme a sec...

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.......................okay got it

I sat here focusing on the title for this blog.. and oooooh what a good blog it is. yessss, good blog...

...sit blog. sit. Good blog.

then i realized i was focusing on the wrong thing.. what i should have been focusing on is the body of the blog... or the "BB" not the "BT" (blog title) But I caught myself... so the moral of the story is...

actually... i have no idea what the moral of the story is.
or maybe it's something like...

:::don't focus on the meaningless shit:::

...or something like that. yeah, we spend too much time focusing on bull shit. what clothes we are gonna wear to the movies. what the latest styles are, what the latest music is. what do i want people hearing me listening to when i roll up in that piece!? Why??? cause everyone is ALWAYS and i dont give a monkeys left testicle who you are... everyone including you and myself is always watching, looking, staring, comparing, sizing up and of course... always always...JUDGING.

JUDGER!

Why do we do this? Is it because modern society has everyone believing that they have to be perfect every time out!? Is it because we are supposed to look like the Calvin Klein models or the Beautiful ladies in "Elle"? Follow the fashion trends of the french or drive the cars that you always see on the prototype floor but you never see on the road?

"We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world."
tyler durden / fight club.

"Advertisments has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can by shit that we don't need."
tyler durden / fight club

This is what it comes down to ladies and gentlman, children of all ages...

Take all your material possessions and forget about em...money clothes cars gadgets computers toys sunglasses electronics the latest in cheese graders from that infomercial that you couldnt stop watching or that piece of shit furniture that you got from IKEA that cost you $90.00 to buy thats sole purpose is to collect dust ...but only cost IKEA 0.56 cents to produce.

it's almost like we have to prove our wealth to other people by displaying the material possessions we have... well i'd have to say if you fall into this puddle of stagnate shit...

you are an idiot! yes.. no sugar coating. you are a fool and i laugh at you... "HA HA HA" <-- thats me laughing. out loud..

...no, really... i just did that.

I just got back from seeing "The day after tomorrow." and those movies always get me to thinking... if i were facing death, with no way out and only weeks, days, hours, minutes, moments to live... what would i miss the most? What would i regret?? If I were faced with having to choose to save one thing in a raging fire what would it be... my T.V. or my lyrics? My X.Box or my photo album.. My bean bag chairs or the letters from my ex girlfriend... My paperback porn or my video porn?!?!? Now that is the eternal and unanswerable question.. "My paperback porn or my video porn?!?!?" I think possibly paperback cause i would need a dvd player or vcr to watch the videos not to mention the t.v. (which by the way i did mention. i never really understood the meaning of that statement anyways.) and since i chose to save my lyrics instead of my T.V. i guess that leaves me outside without no porn AND THAT...is no good.

okay time to practice...

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lata bye! be back later to finish this one up...

okay im back... bUT...i dont have anything more to say. so... i guess im done.

buh bye Caaaarl, Tara, Jimmy, Crystal, Matt, Solange, John, Elisha, Travis, and Nikki...

10 seperate IM's going at once...

IT'S A NEW RECORD!!!!
(APPLAUSE)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(BANDS PLAYING: "HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!!!")

bye.